More Informative, More Swearing

EFFING CHICAGO is a collective of professional, expert Chicago tour guides running all kinds of tours without all the corporate restrictions on uniforms, language, Trump jokes, etc. Not to mention how many companies want guides to repeat urban legengs! Our tours feature more swearing, and less bullshit!  Meet our guides!

New “Effing” tours are coming soon. For now, check out some family-friendly tours from Astonishing Chicago  by Effing guides:

Sun, June 9, 1:30pm
Rosehill Cemetery

Tues, June 18, 7:30pm
ASTONISHING ARCHITECTURE BOAT CRUISE!

Wed, June 19, 7pm
Architecture of Mysterious Chicago

Sun, June 23, 4pm
The Darker Side of Taylor Street

Fri, June 28, 7:30pm
HH Holmes: The Devil Downtown

Sat, June 29th, noon
Graceland Cemetery: Now With Fewer Rich White Guys!

Sun, June 30th, noon
Graceland Cemetery: Now With Fewer Rich White Guys!